nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice:

A few contenders for Avatar’s Spiciest DILF:

1. Gansu

Pros 

- Zuko-approved (probably)

- protective af

- probably has a mysterious, dark past

- will fight cops

- can fix your roof

- pretty built tbh

Cons 

- his kid was a shit-stirrer 

2. Iroh

Pros

- canonically the smoothest man in the whole earth kingdom

- 1000% Zuko-approved

- dragon-approved as well

- protects endangered species

- makes great tea

- does the whole firebending breathing thing

- actual royalty

- invented lightning redirection 

- went to prison and got buff

- single-handily broke out of prison

- has fought cops

- enemy of the state 

Cons 

- more of an uncle figure 

- did some war crimes 

- shopaholic 

3. Tyro

Pros 

- can earthbend

- best(?) beard in the show

- went to prison twice 

- will fight prison guards

- broke out of prison 

- tall

Cons 

- needed some random teenagers to help him break out of prison 

- that beard again, is it the best beard? or is it too santa claus-esque? 

- let Haru grow that dumb mustache 

4. The Mechanist 

Pros 

- best(?) eyebrows in the series 

- chaotic energy 

- raised Teo, aka the literal definition of sunshine 

- King of Accessibility 

- biomedical engineer 

- made some cool submarines 

- has gone to prison 

- has fake fingers 

- will have snacks on standby at all times 

Cons 

- gentrified a genocide site 

- made some airships for the fire nation 

- has that Count Olaf hair going on 

- worst(?) eyebrows in the whole series 

- some randoms kids had to force him to grow a spine 

- does he have a name? who knows? 

5. Hakoda

Pros 

- Cheekbones™

- gives good hugs 

- beat up a tank 

- where Sokka got his Hair™ from, you know what I’m talking about 

- protective AF 

- single dad 

- Zuko-approved 

- tripped a prison warden after being in prison for 5 minutes 

- said ‘fuck cops’ 

- dad jokes 

- supports both of his kids equally unlike *glares at his unroyal majesty bitchlord Ozai* SOME PEOPLE 

- went to prison and escaped within less than 2 days 

- I mean… is it really a competition? 

Cons 

- is bad at starting prison riots 

(in no particular order, added entries will be considered, but we all know what’s up)