Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
so yesterday I changed my email notification on my phone to mario saying “here we gooOOO!!!!” which is like yknow super fun and exciting but anyway I was at work and I left my phone in my bag because I have no pockets on my outfit. I work a campus job where it’s like half office space but also half open lobby overlooking the university library. I leave my bag to go run an errand. meanwhile, evidently, I just got BOMBARDED with emails. I come back to the office and my boss is going fuckin nuts. he’s asking, “WHERE IS MARIO??? WHERE IS HE?” and then, just when it finally gets quiet…
